- Yuki Sohma: "Watch where you step." Oh, that's very good advice coming from the one who tripped FIRST, moron.
- Kyo Sohma: Hey! Like you're one to talk! We wouldn't be in this mess if you hadn't gotten in my way! The only reason I transformed is 'cause I tripped over YOUR clumsy ass!
- Yuki Sohma: "Clumsy?" YOU'RE the one who trained all that time in the mountains and you can't even walk down a path.
- Kyo Sohma: I can too! I survived out here for four months. You wouldn't last two days! You're on my turf now so shut up and pay attention. Ya might learn something!
- Yuki Sohma: What can I learn from a stupid cat like you? You didn't even know that Jason isn't really a bear. He's a character in a horror film.
- Kyo Sohma: Yeah? So what if I didn't? Like I waste my time watchin' a dumb movie about a bear.
- Yuki Sohma: You truly are an idiot.
- Shigure Sohma: At any rate, I though we might go to one of the Sohma spas or perhaps the lake house. How does that sound, Tohru?
- Tohru Honda: But I've already been on a trip to the hot springs. I couldn't go on another one. It would be too much.
- Shigure Sohma: And what a lovely trip that must have been. It's too bad I wasn't able to be there. I did sooo want to go, but now... I guess I'll NEVER get to take a trip with you.
- Tohru Honda: Okay, I'll go.
- Yuki & Kyo: [together] Have you no shame?
- Shigure Sohma: Not really.
- Shigure Sohma: So, now that that's settled, I thought it might be fun to travel by car. Don't worry. Leave all the driving to me.
- Yuki Sohma: Shigure, do you even HAVE a license?
- Shigure Sohma: Hmm... Of course I have a license.
- Yuki & Kyo: [together] WHY did you have to think about it?
- Ayame Sohma: Hey, Yuki, while I'm here, it's a perfect chance for us to deepen our bond as brothers.
- Yuki Sohma: I have a better idea. Why don't I drown you in the lake?
- Ayame Sohma: Anything you want, as long as it gives us some quality time together.
- Yuki Sohma: On second thought, go drown yourself!