Job counselor: So, which duty do you enjoy most?
Butt-head: Beavis enjoys all of his doodies.
Beavis: Yeah!
Job counselor: Well, which one do you enjoy most?
Beavis: Um, well... I guess the ones that take a long time.
Job counselor: You like to get your hands dirty?
Beavis: Well, yeah, sometimes.
Job counselor: Something you can really sink your teeth into?
Beavis: Um... no, that's disgusting.