- Johnny "Drama" Chase: You don't know what it's like. And I'm a realist. I knew the show had very little chance. None of 'em do. But I thought I did good on this one. And I tried so hard. And I thought they'd see that, but they didn't.
- Vincent Chase: Joe, think about it. Pablo Escobar was an outlaw who terrorized a whole country while remaining the biggest philanthropist his people had ever known. Now ask yourself this: in 2007, in this country, what can possibly evoke more of a stir than exploring the humanity of that kind of evil.
- Joe Roberts: I'm just doing good business.
- Ari Gold: That's weird cause it feels like you're taking a steel catheter and shoving it right up my cock!