Rules of Engagement (TV Series)

Pilot (2007)

Patrick Warburton: Jeff Bingham

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Quotes 

• Jeff : $85 for skin cream?

  Audrey Bingham : This stuff is amazing. This is it.

  [pulls out the tiniest little jar of skin cream] 

  Jeff : $85 for that tiny jar? What's in it, $80?

• Jeff : She wanted to get a cat. I didn't want to get a cat. So we compromised and... got a cat.

• Jeff : There, now the check book is totally balanced-ish.