- Adam Rhodes: I proposed because I love her.
- Russell: It's so gay.
- Adam Rhodes: Being in love with a woman is gay?
- Russell: No, but saying it out loud to another guy is.
- Jeff: $85 for skin cream?
- Audrey Bingham: This stuff is amazing. This is it.
- [pulls out the tiniest little jar of skin cream]
- Jeff: $85 for that tiny jar? What's in it, $80?
- Russell Dunbar: When you're single, you're exactly as happy as you are. When You're marries, you can only be as happy as the least happy person in the relationship.