- [the fake ghost of Lady Shizuka is revealed to be the fat priest]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: Judging from the size of it, I would have to say he dug up all of Yoshitsune's gold and then hid it in his ass!
- Arsène Lupin III: [to the priest] Haven't you heard? It's really not over 'til the fat lady sings. And I don't mean you, either!
- Fujiko Mine: It's almost spooky, ya know? I mean, what are the chances your ancestors' grave would be in Hiraizumi?
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: It's very hard for me to concentrate on my filial responsibilities with you standing there yammering behind me.
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, where the hell are you going?
- Arsène Lupin III: We have got to catch a plane.
- Daisuke Jigen: Oh, yeah? And since when do you know how to fly a 7-friggin-27, huh?
- Arsène Lupin III: I don't, really. I just thought that this might be my chance to learn.
- [Lupin, in disguise, is about to leave]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Whoa, whoa, hold on! Hey, you're forgetting yourself, Your Excellency. That's the phoney door we installed to keep Lupin from escaping, don't you remember?
- Arsène Lupin III: You people do such excellent work. I was even fooled myself.
- [He goes to the other door]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: Night, Your Excellency.
- Arsène Lupin III: Goodnight to you, Inspector.
- [He shuts the door behind him]
- Arsène Lupin III: He even saves me from myself. Man, what a classy guy.
- [Zenigata's triumphant laughter is heard]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: I did it! I finally did it! I got you, you little weasel!
- [Lupin realizes he's inside a prison truck, and that Zenigata tricked him into walking through the phoney door]
- [Lupin detonates the entrance to the prison transport truck Zenigata is in the front passenger seat of. It falls on it s side in flames]
- Daisuke Jigen: Hey, is Pops OK?
- Arsène Lupin III: He's fine, just fine.
- [a slightly singed Zenigata staggers out]
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: L-L-Lupin! Wait!
- Arsène Lupin III: See?