The Black Donnellys (TV Series)

Lies (2007)

Keith Nobbs: Joey Ice Cream

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Joey Ice Cream : Here's what you need to know, you remember Kate Farrell? Huey's widow?

  Young Tommy : How did you get naked photos of her?

  Joey Ice Cream : [voice over narration]  She asked Tommy to have his wake at the Fire Cracker. A little awkward seeing that Tommy did kill Huey, but Tommy had bigger problems, like Huey's brother Dokey, who thought Jimmy killed Huey. Actually Jimmy killed Louie the bookie, and since no bookie means no money for Louie's boss Nicky, Tommy has to make up the difference every week.

• Joey Ice Cream : [narrating voice over]  Even someone as good as Jenny Reilly couldn't start the day without lying.

• Joey Ice Cream : If I'm pathological every guy in my neighborhood's a clinical study.

• Jimmy Donnelly : [Jimmy wakes up in the bar and finds Joey alseep under the pool table]  What are you doing here? This is a bar, not a place to sleep.

  Joey Ice Cream : I was just resting my eyes.

  Jimmy Donnelly : [drinks from a bottle]  Want some wine?

  Joey Ice Cream : Are you nuts? There's an alien inside my head.

  Jimmy Donnelly : You're a wuss.

  [takes another drink] 

• Joey Ice Cream : What were you gonna say? "Hi, I don't know whose phone this is"?

  Jimmy Donnelly : I know whose phone this is. It's Louis Downtown's.

  Joey Ice Cream : You think he dropped it when you had him tied up down here?

  Jimmy Donnelly : When who had who tied up down where?

  Joey Ice Cream : No idea.

• Joey Ice Cream : [voiceover narration]  See the thing about telling lies is if you're good at it people don't know they're being lied to. So then the question is... can you live with the lies you tell?

• Joey Ice Cream : [in voiceover narration]  Being a thief made Tommy feel pretty bad.

  Derek 'Dokey' Farrell : [to Tommy]  Twenty five hundred.

  Joey Ice Cream : [in voiceover narration]  Getting robbed made him feel a lot worse.

• Joey Ice Cream : [narrating voice over]  Like I said, it all comes down to what you can live with.

• [last lines] 

  Joey Ice Cream : [after the ending credits]  Hey, I could keep going.