- Abraham Lincoln: Microchip! Microchip! Infused to the back of Colonel Manstrong's neck. His mother is using it to control him and he's going to assassinate the president!
- Dean Venture: I don't know, that sounds kinda far fetched.
- Hank Venture: [to Dean] Thanks. I'm glad you said it first.
- Abraham Lincoln: [stops raving frantically after hearing Hank] Far fetched? Didn't either of you see the 'Manchurian Candidate'? Not even the remake with Denzel? I've been dead for seven score years and even I...
- Hank Venture: [Quietly, to Dean] Who is this guy again?
- Abraham Lincoln: [Interrupting loudly and irritated] ABRAHAM LINCOLN! 16th President of the United States? C'mon you're kidding me!
- Dean Venture: [to Hank] Yeah, haven't you learned anything in bed?
- Abraham Lincoln: [Irritated and rubbing his temples] Alright, how about this: I'm the five-dollar bill guy...
- Hank Venture: [Excitedly] You invented the five-dollar bill?
- Abraham Lincoln: [Sarcastically agreeing] That's right, Hank. Yes I did.
- [burying his face in his hand as to appear he's given up on Hank; looks to Dean]
- Abraham Lincoln: Dean, you seem to have a bit more on the ball here. Would you mind being able to help me? For the Union?