The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

I Know Why the Caged Bird Kills (2006)

Christopher McCulloch: Hank Venture, The Monarch, Dr. Henry Killinger, Henchman 24, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• [Hank and Dean have been kidnapped, taken to a motel, and tied up by Myra] 

  Dean Venture : You're not our mom! You just can't be!

  Hank Venture : On account of the crazy.

  Myra Brandish : Search your feelings boys; you know it to be true. So true.

  [Myra looks away, distracted] 

  Myra Brandish : Funny how it seems, always on time, but never in line for dreams.

  Hank Venture : Okay, we're losin' her again.

  Myra Brandish : I bought a ticket to the world, but now I've come back again!

  Hank Venture : If you're supposed to be our mom, then why you got us tied up, huh? People only do that when they wanna kill us.

  Dean Venture : Or hold us for ransom.

  Hank Venture : Or touch us inappropriately.

  Dean Venture : What? When? That never...

  Hank Venture : Sergeant Hatred? What, did you block that out? Oh, no, wait - you were passed out from the wine. Most of it was awful; trust me.

• [Henchman 21 opens the door to the cell where Henchman 24 is being held] 

  Henchman 24 : Ah, don't knock or anything. It's not like I live with eighty guys and no women, so there is no chance I'm masturbating!