- [Hank and Dean have been kidnapped, taken to a motel, and tied up by Myra]
- Dean Venture: You're not our mom! You just can't be!
- Hank Venture: On account of the crazy.
- Myra Brandish: Search your feelings boys; you know it to be true. So true.
- [Myra looks away, distracted]
- Myra Brandish: Funny how it seems, always on time, but never in line for dreams.
- Hank Venture: Okay, we're losin' her again.
- Myra Brandish: I bought a ticket to the world, but now I've come back again!
- Hank Venture: If you're supposed to be our mom, then why you got us tied up, huh? People only do that when they wanna kill us.
- Dean Venture: Or hold us for ransom.
- Hank Venture: Or touch us inappropriately.
- Dean Venture: What? When? That never...
- Hank Venture: Sergeant Hatred? What, did you block that out? Oh, no, wait - you were passed out from the wine. Most of it was awful; trust me.
- [Henchman 21 opens the door to the cell where Henchman 24 is being held]
- Henchman 24: Ah, don't knock or anything. It's not like I live with eighty guys and no women, so there is no chance I'm masturbating!