Boston Legal (TV Series)
Fine Young Cannibal (2006)
William Shatner: Denny Crane
Quotes
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Alan Shore : If I should ever like to drive your car...
Denny Crane : I toss you my keys.
Alan Shore : If I should ever need any money...
Denny Crane : My check is blank.
Alan Shore : Or need to pick your brain...
Denny Crane : My mind is blank.
Alan Shore : Anything you have, or once did have, is there for me.
Denny Crane : Except for Shirley. Keep your root away from Shirley.
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Alan Shore : [Before their wrestling match] Shouldn't we pee in a cup first? I don't trust his testosterone levels.
Denny Crane : Mine's naturally high.
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Alan Shore : My friend, one of my goals in life is to go to all the places you've gone.
Denny Crane : Just don't go to Shirley. She's mine.