- Bree Hodge: [to Andrew] Now what is it, dear?
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Well, um, Danielle's upstairs trying to commit suicide.
- [Bree questions Andrew with a look, and then she and Orson rush upstairs]
- Andrew Van De Kamp: There's no rush. She's not trying that hard.
- Edie Britt: Wow, how self absorbed can you be? I have had a thing for Mike since the day he moved in here and I even backed off when he fell for your little miss adorable act. But he's over that, it's my turn now and I will be better for him than you ever were. And if you do get hurt well that's just gravy.
- Dr. McLean: [about Danielle after her suicide attempt] She is resisting our efforts to pump her stomach. She says she only took three sedatives.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: She's disoriented. Pump her.
- Bree Hodge: Andrew!
- [to the doctor]
- Bree Hodge: Pump her.
- [to Andrew]
- Bree Hodge: They're sticking a tube down her throat. Do you still think this is funny?
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Mom, this was a half-assed bid for attention.
- Bree Hodge: This was a cry for help and if we don't listen, the next time, she could do something even more dangerous.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: Yeah, next time, she might jump off the porch.
- Orson Hodge: Stop it! Suicide is the worst thing that can happen to a family! I will not have it made light of!
- Mary Alice Young: Sabotage. Everyone is capable of it, but some go about it more ruthlessly than others like the ones who crave vengeance, or the ones who hunger for love, or the ones who are determined to burn bridges. And then there are those who simply want something. Something that belongs to someone else.
- Danielle Van De Kamp: [to Bree] When are you gonna take me seriously?
- Bree Hodge: When you start acting like an adult.
- Andrew Van De Kamp: She sleeps with them. That's a start.
- Julie Mayer: [to Austin] So, why did they send you to juvie anyway?
- Austin McCann: "They" didn't. My mom did.
- Julie Mayer: Why?
- Austin McCann: She had this boyfriend. No job, big drunk, real catch. One night, he pops her one, so I break a chair over his head, and... uh... and she calls the cops on me.
- Julie Mayer: But you were protecting her.
- Austin McCann: Yeah, that's what I thought, but the guy said he'd leave if she didn't press charges, and well, my mom doesn't really like to be alone.