- Karma: Thanks Jude. And for the record when I look at those photos I see a talented musician who's not afraid to be real and a tough act to follow. Of course Jude and I are so different. Shes into heavy riffs and punk influences, where I've got a soft spot for power ballads, and I'm a virgin.
- Reporter 1: So Jude, you're not?
- Jude Harrison: umm.laughs nervously
- Spiederman: [Jude throws 2 drumsticks at him] Do ha! How Many drumsticks you got?
- Jude Harrison: Next time it'll be a cymbol.
- Spiederman: Woah ho,What happened to saint Jude?
- Jude Harrison: Guys! We may not be sinking to her level, but we're not kissing her ass either, okay?
- Spiederman: Speak for yourself, virgin's got some booty.
- Jude Harrison: We make quit the pair.
- Tommy Quincy: What do you know? You're just a kid.
- Jude Harrison: Not for long. Just a few weeks and I'm turning 18.
- Tommy Quincy: A million girls to choose from and you just happen to pick my ex?
- Kwest: Your ex, exactly. As in over, done, moving on.
- Tommy Quincy: There is a thing called Guy Code.
- Kwest: You mean the Tommy Code. Where you get what you want and what you don't want.
- Tommy Quincy: No, you're right. I actually don't want Sadie. But she doesn't want you either.
- Kwest: She just kissed me.
- Tommy Quincy: Add it up, man. You're a producer now and she's an industry groupie.
- Kwest: [to Tommy] You're unbelievable. All this righteous indignation and she's not even the sister you want.
- Tommy Quincy: Your instincts... they weren't totally off. I'm a mess, I'm...
- Jude Harrison: So? Me, too. We make quite the pair.
- Tommy Quincy: What do you know? You're just a kid.
- Jude Harrison: Not for long. Just a few weeks and I'm turning eighteen.
- Sadie Harrison: What if I told you that made your butt look big?
- Jude Harrison: Then there's just more of me to love.
- Jude Harrison: Up for some groveling?
- Tommy Quincy: Is it gonna take long?
- Jude Harrison: I was wrong. It wasn't your kid. So I suck, and you're the best. There. Short and sweet.
- Jude Harrison: Guys, we may not be sinking to her level, but we are not kissing her ass either, okay?
- Spiederman: Speak for yourself, that virgin's got some booty.