- [after hearing about Lupin's "marriage"]
- Daisuke Jigen: [on the phone] Huh? What do you mean it's not Fujiko? It's Onabes? Are you insane? He's a guy, Lupin, and you're a guy! And if you were that kind of a guy, well, you could have friggin' told somebody! I thought we were friends!
- [hangs up]
- Arsène Lupin III: Uugh! Hold on, Jigen. Wait a minute. Give me a chance here, will ya? Hey, you still there? What the hell? Ahh! Come on, man!
- [redials]
- Daisuke Jigen: [answers phone] We're not here, sorry!
- Arsène Lupin III: It's a ruse, you idiot! Now listen to me, I need you guys to bring a transport chopper to the pier at 10:00 tonight. That's 10:00, understand?
- [hangs up]
- Goemon Ishikawa XIII: [to Jigen] I heard it all from over here. No need to repeat it.
- [after a long chase from Onabes]
- Arsène Lupin III: All right! You win! I give up! But premarital sex is out of the question!
- Onabes: Amore!
- Arsène Lupin III: What does that mean?
- Onabes: It means: "I want you, I must have you! Let me take you and start a family!"
- [a flabbergasted Lupin gets tackled by Onabes]
- Onabes: I absolutely refuse to let you up, Miss Mary, unless you promise to marry me!
- Arsène Lupin III: WHAT? That's impossible!
- [Onabes forcefully kisses Lupin]
- Arsène Lupin III: Damn it!
- [He slaps Onabes, then flips him over in a judo grip]
- Arsène Lupin III: Just snap out of it!
- Onabes: Oh yes, flip me like a hamburger, baby!
- [Lupin covers his mouth and flees]
- Fujiko Mine: [to a crossdressing Lupin] I never thought of you as the gold digger type, but it suits you somehow.
- Arsène Lupin III: Yeah, yeah, very funny. What are you doing here?
- Fujiko Mine: My God, you really have turned into a blonde.
- Arsène Lupin III: Touché. That's a dumb question.
- [after stealing all of the art, Lupin flies past Fujiko]
- Arsène Lupin III: Helloooo, Nurse!
- Fujiko Mine: Hey! You mean you're not...
- [Lupin chuckles as he waves]
- Fujiko Mine: Hey, Lupin, wait a second!
- [chases after the helicopter]
- Fujiko Mine: Is my Van Gogh in there? That's not fair! I called dibs on that! LUPIN!
- Onabes: Alright, I warned you, Mr. Zenigata. Now I'm afraid I'm going to have to insist that you leave the ship.
- Inspector Kouichi Zenigata: [as he is dragged away by security] No! Mr. Onabes! Please! Hey! I can explain! This is all her fault! I mean, his fault! You see, she's...