The House Bunny (2008)

Emma Stone: Natalie

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• Shelley : I don't think he likes me. He didn't fall for any of my tricks.

  Natalie : That's impossible. Your tricks always work.

  Shelley : I did sexy. I did other guys want me. I worked every angle in the book but, I don't know, he just stared.

  Natalie : What if Oliver is one of those guys who wants to have, like, a conversation with a girl before he hooks up with her.

  Shelley : He's gay?

• Natalie : This is Harmony.

  Shelley : [frog voice]  Harmony.

  [Harmony looks disturbed] 

  Natalie : And Carrie Mae.

  Shelley : [frog voice]  Carrie Mae.

  Natalie : [points]  And that's Joanne over there.

  Shelley : [frog voice]  Joanne.

  [Joanne waves distributively] 

  Natalie : What is that? Is it like a Yoda, type of thing, I mean it's cool, fun, but?

  Shelley : Oh, it's just this thing I do to remember people's names.

  [frog voice] 

  Shelley : Natalie.

  Mona : [sarcastically]  Wow, you hired the exorcist, that's great!

• Tyler : So, are you a Zeta?

  Shelley : Oh! I wish.

  Tyler : Yeah. I do too 'cause Zeta would be my favorite hizzity hang.

  Natalie : Well, she is not a Zeta because she's our new hizzity house mother. She'll be hizzy-tizzy - - She'll be here all the time.

  Shelley : You're hiring me?

  [She hugs Natalie. The boys seem to like it and start making appreciative noises] 

  Natalie : Why are they acting like that?

  Shelley : Boys just being boys. Thank goodness!

• Shelley : [puts on Natalie's glasses]  God, you need to go to the eye doctor!

  Natalie : I did. That's where I got my glasses.

• Natalie : We could tie our shoes together, our tennis shoes, and we could throw them over telephone wires. Because I see that everywhere and it seems like people would have fun doing that. Like, how hard can you throw? You know what I mean? Like how - what are you -

  [stops herself] 

  Natalie : [awkward pause] 

  Shelley : Or we could go to a club.

• Natalie : Shelley knows how to meet guys, hence, we will learn how to meet guys.

  Shelley : Yeah, hence!

• Shelley : I'm an expert at parties and boys! I'm a bunny! Men write to me from prison, sometimes even in their own blood, which I think is theirs, but I don't know, I'm really nervous because I really want to help.

  Natalie : A-a bunny? You mean, like, centerfold?

  Shelley : Oh, bless your heart, no, just a few pictorials, like "Girls from the Midwest" and "Girls with GEDs."

• Shelley : Natalie, Colby was following you around like a puppy dog. Do you guys think you'll, you know...

  Natalie : No. I do not think, you know, THAT.

  Shelley : That? Natalie, are you a virgin?

  Natalie : No. Am I a virgin? No.

  Shelley : You're a virgin!

  [She says it a little too loudly and everyone in the quad stops in their tracks] 

  Natalie : Shhh. It's like an amphitheater in here.

  Shelley : That's it. Oh my gosh. We have to have an Aztec party. We always wanted to have one at the mansion but we could never find a virgin to sacrifice.

• Shelley : [Z from the sorority letters falls on her head]  Ooh, what was that?

  Natalie : [coming outside]  oh, yeah that happens like, ten times a day.

  Shelley : Oh, well... at least you've still got T and A!

• Natalie : [after getting their make-overs and everybody stares at them]  So this is what it's like to be not invisible.

  Harmony : Oh, not invisible, just the anti-hot.

• Natalie : [taking pictures of Harmony for their calendar]  Keep doing that. Keep doing that. Make love to the camera.

  [laughs] 

  Natalie : I saw that in Austin Powers.

  Shelley : Yeah. Work it. Think, really sexy witch. Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

  Harmony : A good witch.

  Shelley : I think you're a bad witch.

  Harmony : Oh!

  Shelley : Oh! I bet the house that falls on you is gonna be a sexy house.

  Natalie : Work it. Work it. You're like a supermodel, except more pregnant.