Torchwood (TV Series)

Greeks Bearing Gifts (2006)

Eve Myles: Gwen Cooper

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• Gwen Cooper : Amanda Burton here has just finished the postmortem.

  Owen Harper : Okay, I can explain.

  Gwen Cooper : [cutting Owen off]  As you may remember, Owen said said this was a woman killed by a single gunshot.

  Owen Harper : I'd have been there in like a minute.

  Gwen Cooper : Since then he has had to tweak some of his initial conclusions. The first being that this is not, in fact, a woman, but a man!

  Owen Harper : A young man. A very girly man!

  Gwen Cooper : But still, ultimately, a man. Then there was the cause of death. Owen said, GSW.

  [makes a buzzer sound] 

  Gwen Cooper : The correct answer was...

  Owen Harper : Unidentified trauma, but...

  Toshiko Sato : Unidentified trauma?

  Gwen Cooper : You see it in RTAs, when something like a post or steering column goes into the body at high velocity. However, the one thing that could be ruled out was...

  Owen Harper : [sighing heavily]  Gunshot wound.

  Gwen Cooper : [smacking the railing with delight]  Gunshot wound! So tell me, was there any part of your prognosis that was correct?

  Owen Harper : I got that it was a... skeleton.

  Gwen Cooper : [pointing dramatically]  Yes you did! Yes you did!

  Owen Harper : [as Tosh and Jack walk away]  You've just passed the point of no return.

  Gwen Cooper : [talking over Owen]  Where did you train? Where did you train?

  Owen Harper : I trained at...

  Gwen Cooper : Did you train?

  Owen Harper : Look...

  Gwen Cooper : [off-screen as Jack and Tosh enter another room]  Absolutely useless.