- Haley Long: You don't know me at all!
- Jake Long: [slyly] Well maybe someone can remind you.
- [pulls out his cell phone and calls his mom]
- Jake Long: Hey Mom? Jake. Just calling to let you know that Haley and I snuck out to Big Game Con. Twice.
- Jake's Mother: What? You are both grounded! GROUNDED!
- Haley Long: You told on me?
- Pooka Pooka: What do you care? We're Pooka People! We're all about the fun.
- Jake Long: Oh, and Haley wants me to tell Dad that Haley's been watching that puppet show he hates.
- Jake' s Father: You know how much I hate that creepy puppet! That is a bunch of brainwashing! Come home right now Haley!
- Jake Long: Woo hoo. Sounds like we're in pretty big trouble!
- Haley Long: It's not like I deserve it...
- Jake Long: Of course not! You're Miss Goody Two-Shoes who never does anything wrong!
- Haley Long: Is that such a bad thing?
- Jake Long: Polly-perfect.
- Haley Long: I never said...
- Jake Long: Nelli-Mc-nice-nice.
- Haley Long: Please stop that...
- Jake Long: Princess Kiss-up.
- Haley Long: [getting mad] I asked you to...
- Jake Long: Debby Do-Good.
- Haley Long: That's not true...
- Jake Long: Saint Perfect-us.
- Haley Long: I said...
- Jake Long: Little Haley-Halo!
- Haley Long: I'm - STOP IT!
- Haley Long: You don't know me at all!
- Jake Long: [slyly] Well maybe someone can remind you.
- [pulls out his cell phone and calls his mom]
- Jake Long: Hey Mom? Jake. Just calling to let you know that Haley and I snuck out to Big Game Con. Twice.
- Jake's Mother: What? You are both grounded! GROUNDED!
- Haley Long: You told on me?
- Pooka Pooka: What do you care? We're Pooka People! We're all about the fun.
- Jake Long: Oh, and Haley wants me to tell Dad that Haley's been watching that puppet show he hates.
- Jake' s Father: You know how much I hate that creepy puppet! That is a bunch of brainwashing! Come home right now Haley!
- Jake Long: Woo hoo. Sounds like we're in pretty big trouble!
- Sun Park: [trying to meditate an angry, rowdy crowd] Okay people. Breathe in the light and out the evil puppet man. Clear your minds people. Break the spell. Violence is the path of the weak and cowardly...
- [crowd starts to boo and throw stuff at her]