Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Stewart's House (1993)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• [Tom Jones is on TV] 

  Butt-Head : Prince sure is old!

  Beavis : Yeah... and he's white!

  Butt-Head : Yeah, he has that disease. Like Michael Jackson.

  Beavis : Yeah, he got it from Prince.

• [watching the music video for 'You Might Think' by The Cars, which features a clip of the band singing while floating on a sponge in a bathtub] 

  Beavis : Woah, Butt-Head! How do they do that?

  Butt-Head : They have all this, like, complicated stuff and it makes the TV do, like, things that look weird. It's cool. It's called "special defects".

  Beavis : Yeah. Cool.

• [they are inhaling stove gas] 

  Butt-Head : Hey Beavis, I hear that if you fill a room with gas, and light a match, all the oxygen, like, disappears, and we'll get a killer buzz!

  Beavis : Whoa, really? Cool!

  [Beavis flicks his lighter and the kitchen explodes] 

• [watching the video for 'Kiss' by Tom Jones] 

  Butt-Head : Hey, this isn't Prince! This is that old guy that stuffs his pants.

• Tom Jones : I just want your extra time and your... kiss!

  Butt-Head : Kiss *this*!

  [Beavis moons the TV] 

• [watching the video for 'I Wanna Rock' by Twisted Sister] 

  Teacher in 'I Wanna Rock' Video : What kind of a man desecrates a defenceless textbook?

  Butt-Head : Yeah, really! Asswipe.

  Teacher in 'I Wanna Rock' Video : I've got a good mind to slap your fat face.

  Beavis : Slap him! Slap him! Hit him! Kick him!

  Teacher in 'I Wanna Rock' Video : You are destroying your life with that... that GARBAGE. ALRIGHT...

  Teacher in 'I Wanna Rock' Video , Butt-Head , Beavis : ...MISTER SISTER, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME - NO, BETTER YET, STAND UP AND TELL THE CLASS. WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?