My Name Is Earl (TV Series)

Very Bad Things (2006)

Jessica Cauffiel: Tatiana

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• Jasper : Same reason I don't let amateurs cut my hair, they make mistakes!

  Tatiana : It was not mistake.

  Jasper : Yeah well you better pray I find that ear lobe.

  Tatiana : He won't mind. Jasper is too much sissie to be a real criminal, this is why we live in cement closet. Bring me to this truck and I will buy with my own money I steal from Jasper.

  Joy : I like you. If I could ever get used to staring at that thing on your face we could hang out.

• Tatiana : Something is specious, you are police I know it.

  Joy : Oh calm down I've just got to pick up the truck keys. So jumpy all of a sudden.

  Tatiana : I just don't like surprises.

  Everyone : Surprise!

  Tatiana : Ah!