NCIS (TV Series)
Singled Out (2006)
Sean Murray: Timothy McGee
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Quotes
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[McGee is messing around with a software program that predicts the features of a couple's child. He combines Tony and Ziva]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Guys, meet your love child.
[He produces a picture of a rather ugly baby. Ziva laughs, then shares a look with Tony]
Officer Ziva David , Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [together] Do Gibbs and the Director!
[Then we see the combination of the two, which to their surprise is a good one]
Officer Ziva David : Now that's not a bad combination.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Even with Gibbs as a father, I'd date her.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] Never more than once, DiNozzo.
[Abby enters and sees the picture]
Abby Sciuto : Aw, you and the Director make nice Gibblets, Gibbs.
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[McGee's complaining about Tony calling him "Probie."]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : McGee, how long have I been an agent?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Uh, about 16 years.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Want to take a wild guess what my first partner still calls me?
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[Abby and McGee are asleep at their computers]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [whispers in Abby's ear] Your computer's on fire.
Abby Sciuto : [wakes up and starts typing furiously] McGee, my baby's french-frying!
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [wakes up and starts typing] Checking internal core temperature!
[after a few seconds, they both turns around]
Abby Sciuto : That is so not funny, Gibbs!
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[Tony pulls his gun from his desk at the same moment Gibbs's phone rings]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Is there a reason you're gearing up?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What's my motto, McGee?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : "Never date a woman that eats more than you do"?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [laughs sardonically, then] Well, that's true... but! "Always be prepared."
[whispers]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Bat signal may fly at any moment.