- Eddie Stark: It's human nature for kids to hate their vice-principal. And your last name is Woodcock... the kids are gonna have a little fun with that.
- Steph Woodcock: Joy... what a happy name. It must be great to go through life with a name like that.
- Joy Stark: Yeah, it's been quite a ride so far.
- Jeff Woodcock: Hey
- [Eddie turns to stare at him angrily]
- Jeff Woodcock: What's the matter?
- Eddie Stark: We caught your fight
- Jeff Woodcock: What?
- Eddie Stark: You came over. You had your fight in my house. And now you gave the fight to us.
- [Jeff stares at him]
- Eddie Stark: It happens sometimes at dinner parties. Usually it's us giving the fight to someone else. But this time it came around and bit me in the ass!
- Joy Stark: Really... you think that I am not fun.
- Eddie Stark: That's right, I don't.
- Joy Stark: Well, prepare to experience the depths of how not fun I can be.
- [walking upstairs out of sight]
- Eddie Stark: [gulping] Uh oh.