Animaniacs (TV Series)
Disasterpiece Theatre/Hercule Yakko/Home on De-Nile/A Midsummer Night's Dream (1993)
Tress MacNeille: Dot Warner, Marita Hippo, Cleopatra, Pixie
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Quotes
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Yakko : [He and Dot are dressed in detective outfits] Number one sister! Dust for prints!
[she pulls out a feather duster]
Yakko : [goes over to Wakko, who is reclined in an easy chair] Doctor Wakko, it could be a long night. Better order some pizzas.
Wakko Warner : [picks up a telephone next to the chair] I'd like forty-two pizzas, six with no crusts.
[smiles at camera]
Yakko : [goes over to Flavio and Marita] Now - Do you have any enemies?
Flavio Hippo , Marita Hippo : No.
Yakko : Do you have any creditors?
Flavio Hippo , Marita Hippo : No.
Yakko : Well then...
[he runs over to a piano and begins playing it]
Yakko : Do you have any requests? Thank you so much!
[picks up a mic and begins singing]
Yakko : Way down, Jack / Upon the Nile River, Jack...
Dot : I found Prince!
[she holds the musical artist Prince in her arms]
Yakko : No no no, *finger*prints!
[he wiggles his fingers]
Dot : [looks at Prince, he smiles at her, then puts his head back in a "facepalm"; Dot shakes her head to the camera] I don't think so.
[she tosses him out a window]
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Yakko : [Yakko is reciting Puck's final monologue from A Midsummer Night's Dream while Dot translates] If we shadows have offended, think but this and all is mended.
Dot : If the actors in our show made you mad, it will be okay if you look at it this way!
Yakko : That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear.
Dot : You fell asleep on your butt and dreamed the whole thing.
Yakko : And this weak and idle theme, no more yielding but a dream.
Dot : There was a hole in the plot you can drive a truck through.
[behind the action, Wakko is picking flowers and is swatted by a group a fairies. He sprays them away with a fire hose]
Yakko : Gentles, do not reprehend...
Dot : Honeys, don't blame us. You could be watching Oprah.
Yakko : If you pardon, we will mend.
Dot : But we're sorry and we promise our next show will be full of funny skits.
Wakko Warner : [Wakko continues to pick flowers when a very sexy fairy emerges] Hello pixie!
[he chases after her]
Yakko : And, as I am an honest Puck...
Dot : I'm not touching that one.
Yakko : If we have unearned luck now to 'scape the serpent's tongue.
Dot : What he said.
Yakko : We will make amends ere long!
Dot : We'll buy you foot long hot dogs!
Yakko : Else the Puck a liar call: So, good night unto you all.
[he blows a kiss]
Dot : Goodnight everybody!
Yakko : Give me your hands, if we be friends.
Dot : Applaud if you like us!
Wakko Warner : [the pixie Wakko has been chasing after comes up behind him enraged. He tries to give her flowers while she tries to swat him with a huge fly swatter] And Robin shall restore amends.
Dot : And the Boy Wonder will save us.
[the Batmobile drives up and the Warners all jump in it, and it drives away]