- Abarai Renji: [Rikichi is trying to seduce a Hell Butterfly with a toy butterfly to get it to come back to him. Renji comes up and kicks him in the head] What the fuck're you doing?
- Kurosaki Ichigo: Hey. How do I put this on?
- Urahara Kisuke: Kurosaki-san! Forehead! Your forehead!
- Kurosaki Ichigo: Like this?
- Urahara Kisuke: Then you scream as loud as you can "Take this, the Power of Righteousness! Righteous Armor, The Justice Headband! Equip!
- Kurosaki Ichigo: Oh, okay, I got it. Alright... As if I could say that!
- Urahara Kisuke: [Ururu jumps in and punches near Ichigo] See? Not the time to worry about embarrassment.
- Kurosaki Ichigo: Take this, the Power of Righteousness! Righteous Armor, The justice Headband! Equip!
- Urahara Kisuke: Oh, no way, he actually said it...
- Kurosaki Ichigo: You bastard!
- Urahara Kisuke: [yells] Whoaaaaaaaa! What the hell is this? Who'd have thought there was such a huge space under the store?
- Kurosaki Ichigo: Just shut up. You don't have to shout for me. I'm surprised enough anyway.
- Urahara Kisuke: Heh heh. Okie-dokie then.
- Abarai Renji: I'm checkin' on the prisoner. She still pissed off?
- Kuchiki Rukia: [sarcastically] I haven't pissed anywhere.
- Abarai Renji: Then... why won't you touch yer food?
- Kuchiki Rukia: I am simply not hungry, *Vice-Captain*.
- Abarai Renji: What, dammit! You got a problem with me bein' a vice-captain?
- Kuchiki Rukia: No, not particularly.
- [sarcastically]
- Kuchiki Rukia: Do your best, Vice-Captain! You're strong, Vice-Captain! You've got weird eyebrows, Vice-Captain!
- Abarai Renji: D-Damn you... I'll kill you! Come out of there, god dammit!
- Kuchiki Rukia: Say, Renji... Am I... really going to die?
- Abarai Renji: [sarcastically] Of course! You'll get the death penalty, instant execution.
- Kuchiki Rukia: I see... You're probably right.
- Abarai Renji: Huh? Come on, don't be stupid. Obviously, I'm jokin'. Joking!
- Kuchiki Rukia: Which is it, you fool?
- Abarai Renji: Who's the fool? You're the one acting weird and getting me to worry. Captain Kuchiki's probably applying for a sentence reduction for you right this minute.
- Kuchiki Rukia: I wonder about that...
- Abarai Renji: What are you? Stupid? He's your *brother*. No way he'd let his little sister die right before his eyes.
- Kuchiki Rukia: No... He will kill me. I know well... what kind of person he is. In the forty years or so since I was taken in by the House of Kuchiki... that man... has not cared about me even once.