Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Sick (1993)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

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Quotes 

• [watching the video for 'Dancing with Myself' by Billy Idol] 

  Beavis : This guy does everything by himself.

  Butt-Head : Hey, I detect masturbatory overtones.

  Beavis , Butt-Head : [to the tune of the song]  Playing with myself, oh-oh! Playing with myself!

  Butt-Head : He's talking about choking his chicken.

  Beavis : Yeah. He's talking about spanking his monkey.

• [watching the video for 'Them Bones' by Alice in Chains] 

  Butt-Head : These guys are pissed off.

  Beavis : Yeah. They've got a bad attitude.

  Butt-Head : That's cool.

• Beavis : [to a nurse after Butt-Head shows her his rear]  You can call him Crisco, 'cause he's fat in the can.

• [watching the video for 'Dr. Feelgood' by Mötley Crüe] 

  Butt-Head : This video has fire, and cars.

  Beavis : Yeah. And tattoos and leather.

  Butt-Head : Now all it needs is some chicks. Then it would be cool.

• [watching the video for 'Hangin' Tough' by New Kids on the Block] 

  Butt-Head : This video needs, like, more explosions and close-ups of butts.

  Beavis : Yeah. They should have somebody come out and start kicking these guys. That would be cool.

  Butt-Head : Yeah. They could kick 'em. And punch 'em, too. Like Ice Cube. He could come out and kick all these guys. That would be cool.

  Beavis : Yeah.

• [watching the video for 'Dr. Feelgood' by Mötley Crüe] 

  Beavis : This video tells a message.

  Butt-Head : Yeah, the message is: Vince Neil is a wuss.

  Beavis : Yeah. That guy from Danzig could kick his ass.

• [watching the video for 'Dr. Feelgood' by Mötley Crüe] 

  Beavis : Hey, Butt-Head, what does "Dr. Feelgood" mean?

  Butt-Head : That's, like, when the doctor makes you cough, and he puts his fingers on your nads.

  Beavis : Yeah. That's cool.

  Butt-Head : Oh, yeah? You don't have a female doctor, do you, Beavis?