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Quotes
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Kenny Morittori : Mike always orders from Nunzio's.
Mike Callahan : Yeah, because it's good, because we like it, and because it never lets us down.
Kenny Morittori : You just described Lassie.
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[looking at a pizza]
Mike Callahan : Ow. What are the brown things?
Kenny Morittori : Mushrooms.
Mike Callahan : Why with the mushrooms? What?
Kenny Morittori : I'm trying to eat healthier.
P.J. Franklin : Dude, if you don't like it, don't eat it.
Mike Callahan : Oh, I'm going to eat it, just without the fungus on top of it.
[Mike starts picking the mushrooms off the pizza]
P.J. Franklin : What are you doing? Were you born in a barn?
Mike Callahan : I don't remember where I was born.
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Mike Callahan : After the third date, chicks start expecting stuff.
P.J. Franklin : Like a fourth date?
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P.J. Franklin : Bren, you got a booty call.
Brendan Dorff : What? No, I told you - "nothing happened." We just talked.
P.J. Franklin : No, I know. See, sex is the guy's booty call. You got the GIRL booty call.
Mike Callahan : The "girl booty call?"
P.J. Franklin : Yeah, it's the most complex of all booty calls. You see, with the girl booty call, she needs that emotional fix. You know, the "Hold me, I'm scared; it's so lonely here without you." The minute she finds somebody else, you're out.