Count Basie and his Orchestra perform "One O'Clock Jump", "April In Paris" and "Bleep Blop Blues" (live remote from Birdland, a NYC jazz club)
The Four Lads sing "Standing On The Corner Watching All The Girls Go By".
The Four Lads in Whelan's and Steve gives them two gold records for "No Not Much" and "Moments To Remember".
Steve pitches a lousy spot remover that doesn't get the huge stain out of his clothes.
Steve talks with actual audience members, giving a grandmother a salami.
In a parody of Latin music, Steve, Buddy and Skitch are an instrumental group.