Ghost in a Teeny Bikini (2006 Video)

Christine Nguyen: Muffin Baker

Quotes 

• Muffin Baker : That poor Ted. I guess I could've given him something. What kind of girlfriend am I?

  Tabitha the Ghost : It's not gonna be a pretty sight. But if you don't take care of your man, somebody else will.

• Archibald Weisenheimer : Hmm. Indeed. Very interesting.

  Muffin Baker : What's it say?

  Archibald Weisenheimer : It says... well, let me cut to the chase. In a word, Silas has turned this solemn occasion into a treasure hunt of sorts.

  Evilyn : Excuse me?

  Archibald Weisenheimer : Yes; Silas has hidden a key, somewhere in the estate, that opens a... small treasure box, also hidden somewhere on the estate, which contains within it the deeds to his properties and his big book.

  Marsh : What does it all mean?

  Archibald Weisenheimer : Finders keepers, my dear Marsh. I suggest we all pool our resources and work together. That way, should we find any treasure, we can divide the estate evenly.

  Muffin Baker : I'll think about it and I'll let you know. I don't like people trying to kill me, Mr. Weisenheimer!

  Archibald Weisenheimer : Wait.

  Evilyn : What now, Daddy dearest?

  Archibald Weisenheimer : There's something I didn't tell the others. There's a mention of Muffin in this will. It seems she used to play in this house as a child. And something about that period of time plays into all of this, but I haven't quite figured out yet what it is.

  Evilyn : Well, we'll have to watch her... carefully.

  Tabitha the Ghost : Oh, yeah? Well, I know something you don't know, and I'm not gonna tell you what it is.

• Ted Wood Jr. : Muffin, please, can we talk about this?

  Muffin Baker : No.

  Ted Wood Jr. : You gotta believe me, I was drugged or something! I didn't know what I was doing!

  Muffin Baker : You look like you were doing what you know you were doing, you know?

  Ted Wood Jr. : Well... sort of, but there seems to be an evil plot, trying to pull us apart. I mean, divide and conquer. Lift and separate!

  Muffin Baker : Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm still mad at you!

  Ted Wood Jr. : Will you think about it, please?

  Muffin Baker : Yeah, maybe. But not right now; my mind is just so muddled.

  Ted Wood Jr. : I'm so sad. I'm housebroken.

  [leaves the room] 

  Muffin Baker : What a mess! And now, this hidden key business... how am I supposed to figure that one out? I've never been good with puzzles.

  Tabitha the Ghost : [sits right next to Muffin Baker on her bed]  Why don't you sleep on it?

  Muffin Baker : Maybe I should sleep on it.

  Tabitha the Ghost : A quick nap oughta do.

  Muffin Baker : A quick nap right now sounds really good.

  [lies down on the bed and falls asleep] 

  Tabitha the Ghost : In your waking world, no one can see me. Only in your dreams, could we ever be together.

  [kisses Muffin on her cheek] 

  Tabitha the Ghost : So dream on, my dear... and in your dreams, I'll be with you.

  Muffin Baker : [opens her eyes and sees Tabitha on the bed right next to her]  Oh! Who are you?

  Tabitha the Ghost : Only a dream that's here to provide you with pleasure.

  Muffin Baker : So this isn't real?

  Tabitha the Ghost : It's only a fantasy.

  Muffin Baker : Cool! I've never been with a chick before!

  [Muffin and Tabitha giggle together, and they begin seducing each other with passion]