Green Acres (TV Series)

Send a Boy to College (1966)

Frank Cady: Sam Drucker

Quotes 

• Oliver Douglas : To be a veterinarian, you've got to have a diploma.

  Sam Drucker : Just like a doctor that treats people.

  Lisa Douglas : Oh, well, people's doctor I can understand, because people go to the office and look at the diploma, but, but animals, never.

  Sam Drucker : Well eh...

  Oliver Douglas : Eh, eh, wait till you hear the next part of it.

  Lisa Douglas : When Eb fixed up Alice, she didn't look for his diploma, and neither did Arnold when Eb saved him from the shiver-shake shim-shams.

  Sam Drucker : Well eh...

  Oliver Douglas : I don't think she's finished.

  Lisa Douglas : Now if Eb needs a diploma, he should go to college so he can become a vegetarian.