My Boys (TV Series)
Mixed Signals (2006)
Michael Bunin: Kenny Morittori
Quotes
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Mike Callahan : Well, listen, if you're not gonna ask her out, then I am definitely gonna ask her out. Wow.
Kenny Morittori : Uh, you wanna just finish my beer for me, too?
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Kenny Morittori : I actually... I, uh... I mean, I might ask her out.
Mike Callahan : Seriously?
Kenny Morittori : I'm thinking about it.
Mike Callahan : You should wait longer till, maybe, she has a husband and a couple of kids. See how that works out.
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Mike Callahan : You work so slow, she thinks your name is Jerry.
Kenny Morittori : You're making that up.
Mike Callahan : No, I'm not, Jer.
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Andy Franklin : Kenny, the statute of limitations on Kate is up.
Kenny Morittori : [to Mike] What, you got this guy working for you now?
Mike Callahan : He's my attorney.
Andy Franklin : You can't keep my client from asking out a girl you have NOT been nor are currently pursuing.
Kenny Morittori : Ah, but I HAVE pursued her.
Andy Franklin : Having coffee with a girl does not constitute an actual date, Jer.
Mike Callahan : Yeah, and... and having coffee with a girl a second time is really just a way of saying, "I'm a wuss."
Andy Franklin : And her way of saying, "We're just gonna be friends, wuss."
Kenny Morittori : Well, how would you know? You've ben married for, like, a hundred years.
Andy Franklin : Which is why I'm able to sit high on my marital perch and look down, unsullied, and rule on all I see.
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Kenny Morittori : Who are you?
Andy Franklin : I'm Batman.
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Mike Callahan : Kenny, I am trying to help you, okay? Just consider this a coffee intervention.
Kenny Morittori : What is wrong with takin' a girl out for a cup of coffee?
Mike Callahan : Dude, when you're tryin' to pick up a girl, the last thing you want her to be is alert and focused.
Kenny Morittori : Yeah, I'm not trying to make a dress out of her. I'm trying to get to know her.
Mike Callahan : I'm not telling you to pick her up in a van with no inside door handle, but it doesn't hurt to get her a little liquored up.
Kenny Morittori : Okay, Silence of the Lambs. You got your style; I got mine.