- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: [narrating] Then long and behold, the M&Ms *did* win something.
- Michael Collins: I told Lyndz these competitions weren't dumb.
- Marco Di Pieri: I wonder what it is.
- Matthew McDougal: I wonder what's in there.
- Michael Collins: What are we going to do with it?
- Matthew McDougal: We can't leave it here. Mom will confiscate it for sure and sell it to pay off my phone bill.
- Marco Di Pieri: There's no room for it at the deli.
- Matthew McDougal: Well, what about your garage?
- Michael Collins: It's kind of out of bounds at the moment.
- Matthew McDougal: We just need somewhere to hide it till we decide what to do with it.
- Michael Collins: But Dad really doesn't want anyone going in there.
- Matthew McDougal: Come on.
- [first lines]
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: Yuck! Spiderweb!
- [narrating]
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: Ever notice how even though spiderwebs are really sticky, spiders never get stuck in them, only their prey? Spiders are smarter than they look. Smarter than some people I know.
- [phone rings]
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: Sorry, I've been expecting it.
- [answers her phone]
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: Yes, Mom? Shouldn't be that much longer. There's a little more cleaning up than expected.
- [continues narrating]
- Felicity 'Fliss' Sidebotham: Of course, none of this would've happened if Lyndz's mobile had been working.
- [cut to Lyndz angrily berating Michael]
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: I waited for three hours at the mall while everybody else was at Rosie's house! And how did they know to meet there?
- Michael Collins: They're psychic?
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: No. They have mobile phones that haven't been cut off! Apparently, my mobile has run up a bill the size of Fliss' annual haircut budget!
- Michael Collins: That can happen if you don't keep a tight control on the number of calls you make!
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: I'm not the one out of control here! This is a result of you and your friends' obsession with those dumb phone-in competitions!
- Michael Collins: It wasn't an obsession!
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: How many did you enter?
- Michael Collins: 30 or 40.
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: A week?
- Michael Collins: Well, you can win prizes.
- [rewind to Mr. Collins and Michael]
- Mr. Collins: 30 calls to one radio station?
- Michael Collins: You could win an Elvis Presley costume.
- [cut back to Lyndz and Michael]
- Michael Collins: Having your own Elvis gear would've been huge.
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: The only huge thing was the size of the bill you three ran up! Dad's taken your phone off you, so you've been using mine!
- Michael Collins: There you go blaming me! You have no proof!
- Lydnsey 'Lyndz' Collins: I don't need any! You're an M&M! That's proof enough!