- Kitty Walker: What am I going to do, Kevin? Help me...
- Kevin Walker: Okay, is there any chance you may have garlic, pasta, frozen peas and chicken broth?
- Kitty Walker: No peas, but oh, you know what, I do have a little sage leftover from the dead chickens.
- Kevin Walker: Okay, good. Then you can have a delicious meal ready in ten minutes that anyone in Milan would die for. And that was too gay a sentence even from me.
- William Walker: [to Kitty] We're all here together, and I must announce with some trepidation, you're no longer grounded.
- Justin Walker: When she was fourteen, she was grounded indefinitely.
- Jonathan Sellers: What for?
- Kitty Walker: Oh, it had something to do with cigarettes and surf boards.
- Tommy Walker: And shoplifting, and a boy named Pablo...
- Justin Walker: Hey, can I ask you a question?
- Tommy Walker: The answer is no, you can't borrow my surfboard, no, I don't have any money to lend you and yes, girls still think you're cute. I'm kidding.
- Kitty Walker: No, mom. This is not just about my politics. Tommy and dad think the same things I do, and you've managed to reconcile forty years of loving somebody who fundamentally disagrees with you. But you can't love me. And I don't know what it's about. It's not about the war.
- Paige Whedon: Mars is my favorite planet. It reminds me of you, grandpa.
- William Walker: Why is that?
- Paige Whedon: He was the god of war. He was a warrior.
- William Walker: That's me all right.
- [first lines]
- Kitty Walker: I am not the person you think I am, that's what you people can't seem to understand. I am not a bitch. I am not aggressively plotting to make our mother feel bad.
- Sarah Whedon: You know, I thought when I quit my old job that I would gain in time what I lost in salary. But being a working mom is like a currency that never has enough value.
- Kitty Walker: Oh my God, I'm going to steal that line.
- Kitty Walker: You were the one who virtually refused to be in my life for three years, who barely spoke, and I know it's because I unforgivably gave my opinion about Justin.
- Nora Walker: Not refused, couldn't. I was afraid of the things I didn't want to say.