Metalocalypse (TV Series)

Mordland (2006)

Brendon Small: Nathan Explosion, Pickles, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Charles Ofdensen

Quotes 

• Nathan Explosion : [hungover]  Why do I drink so much before stupid Fan Day?

  William Murderface : [also hungover]  I believe you drink *because* it's Fan Day.

  Nathan Explosion : Oh, I don't w - don't talk to me about that. Wait, where's Skwisgaar?

  Toki Wartooth : Oh, I don't think he's gonna be here for awhile.

  [he chuckles] 

  Toki Wartooth : He had a... very big night with a... very *huge* fan.

  Nathan Explosion : Yeah, we were all up late.

  Toki Wartooth : Not me. I actually gots good rest.

  Pickles the Drummer : [also hungover]  Can you please... just be quiet for a second?

  Toki Wartooth : Oh, what's wrong, Pickle? You just need to eat something. Your name is Pickle... maybe you should try pickle-herring sandwich, famous from Oslo!

  [he puts the sandwich on Pickles' plate] 

  Fan : [Pickles gags, runs for the door, and throws it open, only to be confronted by a mob of fans]  OH YEAH, PICKLES!

  Pickles the Drummer : [Pickles slams the door in their faces]  God! Everywhere I go, there's fans everywhere! Can't I just throw up in my own house?

  [he grabs his stomach] 

  Pickles the Drummer : Urgh!

  William Murderface : Oh, God! So what are you, bulimia?

  Nathan Explosion : Oh, great. Now you're gonna start a whole chain reaction puke... th... a-thon.

  Toki Wartooth : [Pickles gags and his cheeks bulge. Murderface, Toki, and Nathan follow suit. They all vomit their food back up, except Nathan, who glances around, then pukes blood everywhere]  Oh, blood puke! Good song title! Someone write that - oh, wait, we already wrote that. Good song, though.

  Nathan Explosion : Ohh... urgh... I think I need another liver transplant.

• Face Bones : [the fans are watching Nathan's liver replacement surgery]  In order to keep Nathan Explosion healthy, and because of the tremendous drinking it takes all of you Dethklok fans out there, Nathan must undergo a series of liver transplants!

  Doctor : Now, have you eaten anything this morning?

  Nathan Explosion : [pause]  Nope.

  Doctor : Are you sure?

  Nathan Explosion : Uh, yeah. I mean, no.

  Doctor : Okay. Anesthesia, please.

  [Nathan inhales, then vomits blood inside the oxygen mask]