- Advisor: [In the elevator] So uhh, where are you guys from?
- Edgar Jomfru: Sandusky, Ohio.
- Advisor: Oh. There's an amusement park there right?
- Edgar Jomfru: Yes there is an amusement park.
- Advisor: Well that's always fun.
- Reporter: It's being called "The Ticket of the Century." Mordhaus, the breathtaking home of Dethklok, will be open to the public for the first time in celebration of this year's International Dethfan Day. Several banks have closed because customers are trying to withdraw all of their life savings in an attempt to purchase one of these coveted tickets. An official statement from Dethklok calls this "a psychotic day of insane celebration for regular jackoffs."
- Nathan Explosion: [hungover] Why do I drink so much before stupid Fan Day?
- William Murderface: [also hungover] I believe you drink *because* it's Fan Day.
- Nathan Explosion: Oh, I don't w - don't talk to me about that. Wait, where's Skwisgaar?
- Toki Wartooth: Oh, I don't think he's gonna be here for awhile.
- [he chuckles]
- Toki Wartooth: He had a... very big night with a... very *huge* fan.
- Nathan Explosion: Yeah, we were all up late.
- Toki Wartooth: Not me. I actually gots good rest.
- Pickles the Drummer: [also hungover] Can you please... just be quiet for a second?
- Toki Wartooth: Oh, what's wrong, Pickle? You just need to eat something. Your name is Pickle... maybe you should try pickle-herring sandwich, famous from Oslo!
- [he puts the sandwich on Pickles' plate]
- Fan: [Pickles gags, runs for the door, and throws it open, only to be confronted by a mob of fans] OH YEAH, PICKLES!
- Pickles the Drummer: [Pickles slams the door in their faces] God! Everywhere I go, there's fans everywhere! Can't I just throw up in my own house?
- [he grabs his stomach]
- Pickles the Drummer: Urgh!
- William Murderface: Oh, God! So what are you, bulimia?
- Nathan Explosion: Oh, great. Now you're gonna start a whole chain reaction puke... th... a-thon.
- Toki Wartooth: [Pickles gags and his cheeks bulge. Murderface, Toki, and Nathan follow suit. They all vomit their food back up, except Nathan, who glances around, then pukes blood everywhere] Oh, blood puke! Good song title! Someone write that - oh, wait, we already wrote that. Good song, though.
- Nathan Explosion: Ohh... urgh... I think I need another liver transplant.
- Face Bones: [the fans are watching Nathan's liver replacement surgery] In order to keep Nathan Explosion healthy, and because of the tremendous drinking it takes all of you Dethklok fans out there, Nathan must undergo a series of liver transplants!
- Doctor: Now, have you eaten anything this morning?
- Nathan Explosion: [pause] Nope.
- Doctor: Are you sure?
- Nathan Explosion: Uh, yeah. I mean, no.
- Doctor: Okay. Anesthesia, please.
- [Nathan inhales, then vomits blood inside the oxygen mask]