Quotes
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P.J. Franklin : All right, fine, we'll do it, but this is IT, okay? No more helping each other move anymore - just like how we agreed not to pick each other up from the airport.
Kenny Morittori : Yeah, just like how we all agreed not to lend Mike money anymore.
Mike Callahan : Whoa, when did we agree that?
P.J. Franklin : I don't know but I am IN!
Mike Callahan : No, you're out!
Bobby Newman : New rule! New rule!
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Stephanie Layne : I'm fasting.
Kenny Morittori : Trying to lose weight?
Stephanie Layne : [testily] No, Kenny. You know what? This may come as a surprise to you, but the path to mental and physical enlightenment is not paved in your nacho con carne. Excuse me.
Kenny Morittori : [calling after Stephanie] Because your ass looks good.
P.J. Franklin : Wow, you really have a way with the ladies.
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Mike Callahan : [about Kenny's forthcoming date] So, uh, what are the plans?
Kenny Morittori : Well, I thought we'd go to dinner and then drinks someplace after?
Mike Callahan : Just remember - less dinner, more drinks.
Kenny Morittori : Right. Chloroform, THEN duct tape.
Mike Callahan : Whatever it takes.
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Mike Callahan : Kenny, why aren't you wearin' what you wore last night?
Kenny Morittori : 'Cause I'm not disgusting?
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Kenny Morittori : Get off my back. Let me handle things my way.
Mike Callahan : If you'd listen to me, SHE'D be handling your things.
Kenny Morittori : Dude.
Mike Callahan : You know what I mean?
Kenny Morittori : I do, which is why I went "Dude."