Kaylee DeFer: Hillary Gold

Quotes 

• Hillary Gold : [to Dave and Vicky]  Wait, you guys always told me how beautiful my voice is.

  Dave Gold : Yeah, well, you know... we were lying.

  Hillary Gold : Why would you do that?

  Vicky Gold : Because, honey, that's what parents do, to build up your self-esteem.

  Dave Gold : Yeah, yeah, I mean, we also told you, you know, you were great at ballet.

  Hillary Gold : I was great at ballet! I was in "The Nutcracker", remember?

  Dave Gold : No, no, no, sweetie. You were the nutcracker. You kicked that poor kid, Monty right in the bean bag.

• Dave Gold : [to Hillary as they look through a book of jobs]  How about zoologist?

  Hillary Gold : How about you put a bullet in my head?

  Dave Gold : [cut scene]  How about you hand me a gun and hold still?