- Scratch: Excuse me, O treacherous one... But your mother is here to see you.
- Dr. Robotnik: Oh, no!
- [starts packing his suitcase]
- Dr. Robotnik: Which means I'm taking a trip!
- Momma Robotnik: [to Robotnik] My friend, Cora, at the home has a son who was just elected president of his garden club. Why can't you be elected president? Just because you're feared and loathed all over the planet, that's no reason you can't be popular!
- [Sonic runs up to a "Robotnik For Prez" poster]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Whoa! A little late for Halloween, isn't it?
- Wes Weasely: D-D-Doctor Robotnik, sir! Listen, about that time I helped Sonic, it... it was business, nothing personal.
- Dr. Robotnik: Forget the past, Wes. Let's talk about the future. Your future managing my campaign for president.
- Wes Weasely: What is this, a joke? Heh, no offense, Doc, but even I wouldn't help elect a ruthless, power-mad tyrant like you.
- [Momma Robotnik grabs Weasely]
- Momma Robotnik: Who dares to call my little darling a tyrant?
- Wes Weasely: [chuckles nervously] Did I say "tyrant"? Heh heh. I take it back. Compared to you, he's as meek as a lamb.
- Collie Chang: [on TV] In the official race for President of Mobius, the latest poll shows the former, Henry Walrus, with a 90% lead. Long regarded as one of our outstanding leaders...
- Wes Weasely: Boring!
- Collie Chang: Henry Walrus seems sure to be our next president. At the bottom of the poll with .01% apiece are mosquitoes, the plague, papercuts that don't heal, and... Dr. Robotnik.
- Wes Weasely: [to Momma Robotnik] Relax, Madame. First, we'll start some malicious rumors about Henry Walrus. Then we'll give your son an image they can't touch. Robotnik, the family man!
- Dr. Robotnik: Why, you idiot! I have no family to speak of!
- [Momma Robotnik throws a monitor at Robotnik, who ducks]
- Momma Robotnik: What do you mean? I'M your family!
- Dr. Robotnik: Exactly. How could I forget?
- [Weasely helps build Robotnik a RoboWife]
- Dr. Robotnik: I don't know about this, Wes. I tried having a wife once, and it didn't work out.
- Wes Weasely: Now all you need is a pet.
- Dr. Robotnik: Ah, we can use Spalding, my spitting cobra.
- [a snake rises from a basket and spits on Weasely's shirt]
- Wes Weasely: [wipes his shirt] Oh, no, no, no, we can't. But not to worry. We can get you... a dog!
- Dr. Robotnik: Absolutely not. Canines detest me. And it's mutual.
- Wes Weasely: Doc, baby, you're all gonna look great in the TV spots, 'cause we're gonna shoot 'em in a new process... Hypnovision!
- Dr. Robotnik: Hypnovision? Mmm. That's such a brilliant idea, I should have had it myself.
- Collie Chang: The ballots have been counted, and Sonic is the winner. The final tally is 90,000,000 to 1.
- Dr. Robotnik: [in a full body cast] After all I went through, I get one stinking vote? Impossible! At the very least, Momma, Scratch, and Grounder all voted for me.
- Scratch: [chuckles nervously] Well, actually, Dr. Robotnik, we got so busy...
- Grounder: Yeah, and this is kind of an important point. We... We kind of forgot to vote.
- Dr. Robotnik: You forgot?
- Momma Robotnik: Well, I didn't forget. I voted against you!
- Dr. Robotnik: Momma! How could you?
- Momma Robotnik: Easy. Because you can't do anything right!
- Dr. Robotnik: Betrayed by my own mother! Then again, that makes me feel better about betraying you.
- [Robotnik runs over to a large curtain and pulls it down, revealing workers from the Mobius Home for Really Bizarre Mothers, who immediately run out to capture Momma Robotnik]
- Momma Robotnik: You ingrate! Wait 'til I bust out next time!
- Collie Chang: What are your plans, Mr. President?
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Resignation. My running mate, Henry Walrus, is the guy for this job.
- [after causing all the voting ballots to fall on Robotnik]
- Sonic the Hedgehog: Well, it looks like it's a landslide against Robotnik.