Mark Addy: Bill Miller

Quotes 

• Bill Miller : Brian, why is the TV off?

  Brian Miller : Because I turned it off.

  Bill Miller : Oh, God, I thought it was broken.

• Lauren Miller : Dad, I need some help with my homework.

  Bill Miller : [chuckling]  Yeah, know, I've seen your grade

• Bill Miller : As far as I'm concerned, the only thing you should dress a goose in is a gravy sport coat and sweet potato slacks.

• Judy Miller : When did I stop taking chances and become someone who has settled for so little?

  Bill Miller : Good thing I don't have feelings.

  Judy Miller : It's not just you, it's the whole life we've built together.

  Bill Miller : Oh, yeah, that takes the sting out.

• Judy Miller : Everyday it's the same thing: Get up, go to work, make a meal, have sex, get up, go to work, make a meal, have sex.

  Bill Miller : Ah, Honey, you're looking at this the wrong way: You get up! Go to work! Make a meal! Have sex! And, uh, by the way, who's this guy you're having sex with after every meal?

• Bill Miller : Lollipops on ivy and gumdrops on kittens. Isn't that a song?