- Bill Miller: Brian, why is the TV off?
- Brian Miller: Because I turned it off.
- Bill Miller: Oh, God, I thought it was broken.
- Lauren Miller: Dad, I need some help with my homework.
- Bill Miller: [chuckling] Yeah, know, I've seen your grade
- Bill Miller: As far as I'm concerned, the only thing you should dress a goose in is a gravy sport coat and sweet potato slacks.
- Judy Miller: When did I stop taking chances and become someone who has settled for so little?
- Bill Miller: Good thing I don't have feelings.
- Judy Miller: It's not just you, it's the whole life we've built together.
- Bill Miller: Oh, yeah, that takes the sting out.
- Judy Miller: Everyday it's the same thing: Get up, go to work, make a meal, have sex, get up, go to work, make a meal, have sex.
- Bill Miller: Ah, Honey, you're looking at this the wrong way: You get up! Go to work! Make a meal! Have sex! And, uh, by the way, who's this guy you're having sex with after every meal?