Metalocalypse (TV Series)

Fatklok AKA Fat Kid at the Detharmonic (2006)

Brendon Small: Nathan Explosion, Pickles, Skwisgaar Skwigelf, Charles Ofdensen

Quotes 

• Nathan Explosion : My god these things are amazing, check it out. I'm an eye docter.

  [Points laser at Murderface] 

  Charles Foster Ofdensen : Can you please give me the laser pointer? It does not belong to you.

  Nathan Explosion : Hey wait your turn.

  William Murderface : Hey point that into my eyes again.

  [gets lasered] 

  William Murderface : Ahh yes, awesome!

  Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Point the laser beams at my too eye.

  [gets lasered] 

  Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Uhhhh. Cool!

  Pickles the Drummer : Dude check it out if you press really hard on your eyes it's also awesome dude!

  William Murderface : [Rubs eyes]  Aww, awesome!

  Toki Wartooth : Yes but checks this out. I can force all the bloods to my face and gives myself a real cool blowjob!

  [strains, nose bleeds] 

  Toki Wartooth : Dat's what I'm talking about!

  Skwisgaar Skwigelf : He means nosebleed, not blowjob. Idiot.

• Toki Wartooth : I guess I feel a sense of pride, knowing I helped raise him. Here's a bucket a of hank burgers, big gulps and crap you fat tits!

  Skwisgaar Skwigelf : Try not to choke you fat tub of shit. We loves you!

• Nathan Explosion : I think I know, what you, are all trying to say... we need, a space helicopter.

  Pickles the Drummer : That's impossible.

• Nathan Explosion : Hey goofball, look who's all neutered! You are! Yeah you're neutered, huh goofball, yeah! Who's a neutered guy?

• Nathan Explosion : Release... THE KITTIES!