Ed, Edd n Eddy's Boo Haw Haw (2005 TV Special)

Sam Vincent: Edd

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Quotes 

• Edd : [studying Eddy's brother's map]  Well, I see atrocious penmanship runs in the family...

• Eddy : It's Spook-E-Ville or bust! Got it, Spore Boy? Next clue!

  Edd : [dryly]  "Spore Boy". Witty. Very witty.

• Edd : [laying a sympathetic hand on Eddy's shoulder]  Seems your brother tricked rather than treated you this Halloween, Eddy.

  Eddy : Is my brother a jerk or what?

• Eddy : It's up to you, to protect us, Ed, so me and the germ can find the clues and escape to Spook-E-Ville.

  Edd : "Germ". Indeed.

• Edd : Aren't I frightening?

  [Edd is dressed as some kind of giant single-celled organism; an amoeba, perhaps?] 

  Edd : Rrr!

  Eddy : What the heck are you supposed to be?

  Edd : Guess, Eddy. I am less than five micrometers tall, yet I pack a truly terrifying punch.

  [His friends stare at him cluelessly] 

  Edd : Don't get too close to me, or I may infect you!

  [His friends stand there, with no idea what he's talking about] 

  Edd : In the dark ages, I caused millions of deaths!

  [Still more silence] 

  Edd : THE BUBONIC PLAGUE! I'M THE BUBONIC PLAGUE!

  Eddy : [making an overbite]  Like on your teeth?

  Edd : NO! NOT PLAQUE! PLAGUE! PLAGUE!

  Eddy : Too bad. Spook-e-ville, here we come!

  [the Eds race off to find the trail that will lead them to the promised land.] 

• Edd : Why do you even bother? No one listens. What do they care?