You Can't Do That on Television (TV Series)
Sexual Equality (1981)
Christine McGlade: Old woman
Quotes
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[Cowboy Kevin is tied to railroad tracks]
Kevin Kubusheskie : Save me! Save me!
[Southern belle Christine arrives]
Christine McGlade : Oh, don't worry your pretty little head, my little flower. I'm here to save you now.
Kevin Kubusheskie : Oh, good. Untie me and I shall be your slave forever.
Christine McGlade : [pinching his cheek] My little pea-blossom of the plantation.
Kevin Kubusheskie : [as she starts untying the ropes] Who wrote THIS? I mean, haven't we got the roles revered? Shouldn't I be saving YOU?
Christine McGlade : Wadda you mean?
Kevin Kubusheskie : I mean, everyone knows it's the woman who's helplessly tied up and the strong, virile young hero in the white cowboy suit comes and saves her.
Christine McGlade : Just, uh, what're you getting at?
Kevin Kubusheskie : Well, it's just that women are the helpless ones who always need MEN to get them out of messes. That's all.
Christine McGlade : [witheringly] Oh, really?
Kevin Kubusheskie : Yeah, everyone knows THAT.
Christine McGlade : Okay, buster, if you're so strong and I'm so "helpless," then you can untie yourself.
Kevin Kubusheskie : Well, wait a minute. What about the train?
Christine McGlade : [as an approaching train can be head] Train? Oh! It should be coming along any minute.
[a train whistle blows]
Kevin Kubusheskie : [simply] Help.