You Can't Do That on Television (TV Series)

Vacations (1982)

Darryll Lucas: Zilch, Umpire

Quotes 

• Zilch : You know, I'll never understand why you guys come in here EVERY DAY?

  Kevin Kubusheskie : Oh, we're in training.

  Zilch : In training?

  Kevin Kubusheskie : Yeah.

  Zilch : You've got to be kidding.

  Martin Kerr : No-no, he's right. You see, we're all goin' to Mexico for our vacation this year, and we're training our stomachs for all that Mexican food that gives you the runs.

• Kevin Kubusheskie : AWW! Zilch, come here!

  Zilch : Yeah, what?

  Kevin Kubusheskie : Where did Barf go on his vacation this year?

  Zilch : To Paris, France. Why?

  Kevin Kubusheskie : Thought so. Look!

  Zilch : Eew!

  Kevin Kubusheskie : FROG-burgers!

  Barth Baggs : Dyah, j'ai entendu... que!