- Princess Calla: Oh, Father, sometimes I hate being a princess!
- King Gregor: You don't mean that.
- Princess Calla: I never have any fun!
- King Gregor: Now I know it's hard sometimes...
- Princess Calla: And I don't have any friends to play with. It would be more fun being a peasant!
- King Gregor: That's enough, Calla.
- Princess Calla: I'm really just a prisoner in this old castle!
- Cavin: You can't run away. You're royalty.
- Princess Calla: I've had it with all that. I just want to be a peasant from now on. And I want you to help me.
- Cavin: But, Your Highness, I have duties.
- Princess Calla: Your duty is to teach me to be a peasant. And that's a royal command.
- Sunni Gummi: I didn't realize how much you need to know to be a princess.
- Cubbi Gummi: Welcome to royal life. You're me again.
- King Gregor: I can get busy and short-tempered sometimes. But I'd give up my kingdom rather than hurt you.
- Ogre: Throw her in dungeon.
- Cavin: Wait. A royal prisoner goes in a *tower* room.
- Ogre: Duhh, that true?
- Princess Calla: I should know. I'm a princess.
- Ogre: OK. Put her in tower. I throw know-it-all runt in dungeon.
- Gruffi Gummi: [about Sunni] It's not bad enough she wants to pal around with humans; now she wants to *be* one.
- Ogre: We come for reward.
- Sunni Gummi: Oh, you have, have you?
- Ogre: [cut to them hanging on a wall] Oh. Not very nice reward.
- Princess Calla: A Gummi Bear? But you're only fairy tales.
- Sunni Gummi: No, we're not. We just hide a lot.
- [Calla pokes Sunni's nose, then they both burst out laughing]
- Gruffi Gummi: [after going down the sewer system to avoid one] On the whole, I think I'd rather be eaten by an ogre.
- Tummi Gummi: I'll take care of the guard.
- Grammi Gummi: How do ya plan to do *that*?
- Tummi Gummi: Well, if he's hungry, I could bribe him with a turkey leg. You happen to have one on ya?
- Duke Igthorn: [entering the cell room where Calla and Sunni have escaped from] So sorry to have inconvenienced you, my dear, but - my dear? GUARDS, GET IN HERE!
- Ogre: Is problem?
- Duke Igthorn: Is big problem; where's the girl?
- Cavin: Some ogres kidnapped the princess and me.
- Cubbi Gummi: No. They kidnapped Sunni. She just looked like the princess.
- Zummi Gummi: This is very confusing, very confusing. Could they have kidnapped two princesses?
- Gruffi Gummi: What does it matter? We haven't found either one.
- Princess Calla: [as Igthorn; to Zummi in a high-pitched voice] What did you do?
- Gruffi Gummi: The wrong thing, as usual.
- Princess Calla: [as Igthorn] This is ridiculous. Toadwart, you can tell *I'm* the real one, can't you?
- Toadwart: Well, I'm not sure, Your Doubtfulness. Do something mean.
- Duke Igthorn: [in a high-pitched voice] That's it; I challenge this phony to a nastiness contest!
- Zummi Gummi: I think I speak for all of us when I say, please think of yourself as a part of our family.
- [last lines]
- Grammi Gummi: Gruffi, dear, I think I speak for everyone here when I say... put a sock in it!
- Sunni Gummi, Cubbi Gummi, Tummi Gummi, Zummi Gummi: Right!
- Sunni Gummi: It's all right. Princess Calla and I got thrown into a cell together. She knows about us.
- Princess Calla: You must be Grammi. Sunni tells me you're a *wonderful* cook.
- Grammi Gummi: [blushing] Always pleased to meet such a fine young woman.
- Sunni Gummi: [showing Calla around the glen] And this is our main hall.
- Grammi Gummi: And that's my kitchen. You'll stay for breakfast, won't you, dear?
- Princess Calla: Oh, I'd live to stay, but we must get back before the castle wakes up.
- Tummi Gummi: I'll eat her breakfast.
- Sunni Gummi: [looking at herself in the mirror, wearing the changing hat that Zummi gave her earlier] Oh, no! I look just like Grammi!
- [changes into Grammi; Cubbi drops his bucket in shock]
- Sunni Gummi: Cubbi!
- [changes into Cubbi]
- Cubbi Gummi: [snatching the hat off Sunni's head as she changes back to herself] It must be the hat.
- Sunni Gummi: Oh, so *that's* why it's called a changing hat.
- Princess Calla: More Gummies!
- Cavin: You know about them?
- Grammi Gummi: It's all right; the princess has already met us.
- Cubbi Gummi: [imitates Gruffi] What is this newfangled contraption? The ancient gummis never used these.
- Cubbi Gummi: Zummi Gummi. Oh, my goodness I have to look this up in breat gook... great book. Oh, oh!
- Duke Igthorn: [knocks on the door pretending to a chef while holding a sack behind his back] Princess I have your dinner for you
- Cubbi Gummi: Let him in.
- Sunni Gummi: Why?
- Cubbi Gummi: It's our last chance for real food before going back to Grammi's cooking
- Sunni Gummi: [she opens the door to see Duke Igthorn and Toadwart] You're not a servant, you're...
- Duke Igthorn: Duke Igthorn!
- [laughs, throws a sack over her, and runs off with her]