- Joy Turner: [Getting ready to meet her lawyer] I'll bend over, you tell me if you can see my thong.
- Darnell Turner: What thong?
- Joy Turner: Perfect. Here, put these socks down your pants in case he's gay.
- Earl Hickey: These hamburgers are great.
- William: Thanks. It's Black Angus.
- Randy Hickey: I don't think I can eat it now that I know the cow's name.
- Joy Turner: [reading Busted: Now What?, a Guide for Dummies-type book] I need a Dummies' guide for the Dummies' guide. Half this stuff looks like it's written in Latin. I can't even understand the damn cartoons!