The Simple Life (TV Series)

Mermaid Outing (2004)

Paris Hilton: Self

Quotes 

• Paris Hilton : [the girls have been pulled over]  I can't believe that you can get in trouble for having blue lights under the car. In L.A., everyone who's ghetto has that.

  Nicole Richie : Who do I have to fuck around here to get out of a ticket?

• Paris Hilton : [the girls have no propane, so cannot light the stove]  What I'm gonna do, I'm just microwave this 'cause I really am hungry. Can you put this in the microwave, Nicole?

  [Holds up pot] 

  Nicole Richie : Um... I guess.

  Paris Hilton : [Puts pot in the microwave, it begins to spark]  The pot smells really weird.

  [Opens microwave] 

  Paris Hilton : Can you smell the pot?

  Nicole Richie : No.

  Paris Hilton : It's, like... bacon. Whatever. It's getting hot though.

  [Smoke is seen rising from microwave] 

  Paris Hilton : Maybe I'll put it on a lot of minutes.

  [Closes and resets microwave] 

  Bernie, the Trailer Park Owner : [Appearing at door]  Don't put metal in the microwave.

  Nicole Richie : It smells!

  Bernie, the Trailer Park Owner : That's why it smells. You're burning the handle off.

  Nicole Richie : Are you serious?

  Bernie, the Trailer Park Owner : Yeah. Don't put metal in the microwave.

  Paris Hilton : Oh, yeah, it's melted.

• Paris Hilton : [Exploring the trailer park]  Is this a real trailer park?

  Nicole Richie : Yes!

  Paris Hilton : Oh.

  Nicole Richie : They live here permanently.

  Paris Hilton : Oh, my God.