Adam: Uh, Lord?
God: Yes, Moses?
Adam: I'm a little hungry. Can I have something to eat?
God: Have this manna, Moses.
[Manna drops from above]
God: Bon appetit!
Adam: Thank you, Lord.
[Unwraps manna; takes a bite, spits it out]
Adam: This manna is gross, Lord! Where'd you get it?
God: From a manna merchant... named Barth-olomew.
Adam: Perhaps you could include it as one of the seven plagues of the pharaoh, Lord.
Barth: Dyah - I heard thee!