Recess (TV Series)

First Name, Ashley (1997)

Anndi McAfee: Ashley 'Ashley A' Armbruster

Quotes 

• T.J. : We're all Ashley's too.

  Ashley Armbruster : But, you aren't even girls!

  Gus : Hey, it's the nineties.

• Ashley Armbruster : Girls, we have to do something.

  Ashley 'Ashley Q' Quinlan : Like what, Ashley A?

  Ashley Armbruster : I'm afraid our only choice is to make Spinelli into... one of us.

  Ashley 'Ashley Q' Quinlan , Ashley 'Ashley B' Boulet , Ashley 'Ashley T' Tomossian : [shuddering]  Eww!

  Ashley Armbruster : What choice do we have, Ashleys? I mean, if we let her go around being her crude, disgusting, Spinelli self, the name Ashley will be ruined forever. No longer will it stand for beauty and specialness. Soon other girls will be considered cooler than us. And if we're not careful, by the time we're in junior high, our first dates will be with guys named... Paul or Joe!

  Ashley 'Ashley B' Boulet : [shrieks]  Ohh!

  Ashley Armbruster : Ashleys, we have no choice. We must make Spinelli into one of us. It's, like, the only way.