- Thurgoode Orenthal Stubbs: [after seeing a Squad assembled of their Neighbours] This is the A Team?
- Walter Burkett: Er... The A-Team had a previous engagement.
- Thurgoode Orenthal Stubbs: The B Team?
- Walter Burkett: Let's just say they're in the first half of the Alphabet and leave it at that.
- Mrs. Avery: [after seeing all the toilet paper when they raid HUD for the water filters] Holy Sheets...
- Thurgoode Orenthal Stubbs: [voiceover] The Choking gas was everywhere, filling my lungs. It looked like your narrator was about to meet his pitiful end, when suddenly, I saw them... The filters! They'd lied us. And why? Because a 35-cent was worth much more to them than human lives. It was then that I realized violence as *not* the answer... Robbery was. And then like a public school, everything went black.
- [scene fads to black]