- Kris Nelson: What about fixing light switches? Would you consider that unfeminine?
- Dean Hopkins: Well, that's a borderline case, I guess. I know around our house if a light bulb needs changing my wife does that herself. And if there's anything more serious she calls me, and I call the electrician.
- Ozzie Nelson: [Upset about not feeling masculine enough] What are you reading that's so interesting?
- Harriet Nelson: [Shows him the magazine] Field and Stream
- Ozzie Nelson: Field and Stream? Why aren't you reading Vogue or Woman's World?
- Harriet Nelson: Because you left them in the den last night after you'd finished reading them.