- Doris Schwartz: Why don't you give Cleo a shot?
- Lou Mackie: I can't, the kid's not ready. I mean, she needs seasoning.
- Dwight Mendenhall: As editor for the personal column, I consider it an honor to accept your letter.
- Holly Laird: Thanks, Dwight.
- [kisses him on the cheek and leaves]
- Dwight Mendenhall: Why does she wanna place an ad when she can have me?
- Doris Schwartz: Chris didn't betray us. If anything, we betrayed him. And if you can't see that, you're a lot dumber than I am.
- Cleo Hewitt: If anyone's dumb, it's been me.